Lillie McFerrin hosts a Five Sentence Fiction competition on her blog. This week’s theme is Wisdom.
Here is my first ever attempt at one:
Who would have thought a dentist, all dentists in fact, would be the centre of the World’s largest Satanic conspiracy?
It’s safe to tell you, now you are restrained and the anaesthetic is working, so there is no point in struggling.
You see, God does nothing without a purpose, including giving you a set of apparently useless teeth, seats for your soul.
I simply extract them, hand them over to this useful little demon here, and you won’t even remember a thing.
They’re not called Wisdom Teeth for nothing, you know…