by Dr. Mike Reddy (@doctormikereddy)
“No, look,” Bill said smugly. “It’s a reflex action from birth, but it don’t last long, so ya have to help me now!”
“You’re serious, aren’t ya?” his best mate asked. “You want me to video you suspending your sister’s baby over the old wishing well… for a YouTube video…?”
“Totally, Ted! It will be VIRAL!” he said, pointing repeatedly at the camera.
Ted grudgingly started recording, his one visible eye seeking reassurance that it was going to be ok.
“Holly shit,” he said “The little bugger is totally hanging from your fin… Oh!”